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The Internet is Great! Also, so is my Fish.

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

It took around five weeks but we finally go the internet connected at our new place! As a keen fan of the internet, and one who lives with two internet-obsessed super-geeks, this was torture for us all and we’re extremely glad it’s all sorted now. FINALLY!

To prevent this from being the #1 lamest blog of all times I thought I’d pad it out with a photo of my new pet fighter fish. He is named Winchester Von Schnauzer and is extremely handsome and a very angry little guy. My last fish (named Roscoe Reginald Rudibager, who killed himself by flipping himself out of his bowl one night) was so docile compared to Winchester. I like teasing him by dipping my nails into the water and making him flare up. It’s totally cute because it’s like watching a posh old many getting into a fit of the angries. Hahaha. Anyway, here he is in all of his fancy glory:

Winchester Von Schnauzer

I promise I will have a lot more to blog about in the coming days. But or now I am getting my nerd on and catching up on all of my favourite blogs and mostly just wondering what to look up next after a month of being almost totally internet-free!

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Michael Jackson vs Fatty Arbuckle

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Roscoe Arbuckle

After reading and commenting on a friends blog about Michael Jackson, I was reminded of the story of Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle. Never heard of him? That’s probably because he was from the silent film period and endured a terrible scandal that ruined his career and eventually killed him. In some ways it’s a lot like Michael Jackson’s story. A man at the top of his game has his world turned upside down by a scandal involving some kind of alleged sexual abuse. They go to court and they’re found innocent, but no one ever forgives or forgets and their career is essentially ruined. They die young as a result of their coping mechanisms for the hardships that came about as a result of their unceremonious loss of fame (ie. drinking, drugs etc).

We all know the story of Michael Jackson quite well, so I will elaborate a little more on Fatty Arbuckle (but not too much because I’d much prefer you go and read up on his story yourselves as it’s both fascinating and appalling what happened to the poor man). Roscoe Conkling Arbuckle was one of the most famous silent film comedians of all times, mentoring the likes of Charlie Chaplin and discovering Buster Keaton (my absolute favourite actor of all times, by the way)  and Bob Hope (who I hope you all know!). He was one of the highest paid actors of the silent film era, being one of the first actors to earn $1 million per year back in a day where it only cost a few cents to see a movie at a nickelodeon. He was one of the most popular film stars of the 1910’s and pioneered the silent comedy and slapstick humour. He was plagued by his nickname Fatty which he detested, as he was a very athletic and agile man, not to mention a magnificent dancer. He was rich and famous and adored by everyone, and was on top of the world.

But then came the scandal that ruined his life. He threw a party at a hotel in San Francisco in 1921 as a means to have rest from his hectic work schedule. Some unsavoury characters came to the party, as what happens to most parties everywhere, including the aspiring-actress Virginia Rappe who fell sick during the celebrations and was only hospitalised two days later as her sickness worsened. She died two days later from peritonitis and a ruptured bladder (she was actually a very sick girl in general,  she had chronic cystitis which was made worse drinking which she did an awful lot of and had had numerous abortions since a young age). As always, there was someone there ready to exploit the situation and ruin lives in the process. Her name was Maude Delmont and she made the claim that Roscoe Arbuckle raped Virginia Rappe which he was quickly charged for despite a distinct lack of evidence.

The story was a media sensation, as was Roscoe’s court case, of which he had three due to the first two trials being deadlocked and declared mistrials. Back then most newspapers were owned by William Randolph Hearst and he exploited the scandal in order to sell more papers. Roscoe was portrayed horrendously, as a fat deviant who used his weight to pin down innocent women and that sort of nonsense. Studio executives threatened other actors against speaking for Roscoe so he had very little public support from anybody, even his good friends, which only made his case look worse, even though prior to this scandal he’d been known as the “most chaste man in pictures”. Once acquitted and given a formal, written apology though, his life was left in tatters.

Who was going to let their children see a film of a fat pervert, acquitted or not? His acting days were over and so after a while he started making films under the pseudonym William Goodrich but lacked any passion and went through two divorces in the meantime. In 1932 he was signed with Warner Brothers to star under his real name in two short comedies which did quite well in the USA (though were banned in the UK despite it being 10 years since he was acquitted of the rape charge) . On June 29, 1933 he was signed to make a full-length feature film with WB since it was clear the public was prepared to accept Fatty Arbuckle back on their movie screens, which would have been his big comeback but that very night he suffered a fatal heart attack caused by years of drug and alcohol abuse.

To this day most people have no idea of who Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle is. If ever someone mentions to me that they like silent films, I always ask if they know about Fatty Arbuckle and so few do. Everyone knows Charlie Chaplin, but few know about one of the pioneers of the movie industry, one of the best slapstick comedians of all times nor of the scandal that ruined his life. In fact you can still read books about Hollywood scandals that mention the Fatty Arbuckle scandal in the exact same was it was portrayed in the media back in 1921 (ie. Hollywood Babylon).

I doubt that in 80 years people will struggle to remember Michael Jackson, in fact he will probably still be known as the King of Pop for many years to come. But I think it’s such a shame that someone who shares such a similar tale of tremendous high’s and terrible low’s is all but a distant memory of those few who think he’s worth remembering. It’s also a shame that this is a cycle that started back in the early 20s and continues on to this day, that celebrities get placed on such a high pedestal when they do well but can be brought back down so easily and violently, especially through the lies of the jealous and fame/money-hungry.

If you’re interested in learning more about Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle then I suggest tracking down a copy of “The Day the Laughter Stopped” by David Yallop  as it is AMAZING though out of print and very hard to find. Otherwise there is the very recent “I, Fatty” by Jerry Stahl which is written as though it is a memoir by Roscoe himself.

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Ruby Talks Fashion

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Pig Hat

I’m not really someone you could call fashionable. I don’t wear the latest fashions and instead wear unusual items of clothing most people wouldn’t dare touch. I do actually really like fashion, even if I don’t follow it personally. I don’t have the figure or the personality for a lot of what you see on the catwalks or in the shops, plus I like to be as individual as possible (hopefully without looking too weird). So why am I here to talk about fashion? Clothes are a very big deal to me, as with most girls, and since I have a fairly unique style, I thought it would be nice to share a few of my style tips and secrets for those of  you who aren’t into wearing what everyone else is wearing right now.

Despite first impressions, my outfits tend to be pretty simple. In fact I tend to wear a fairly limited range of outfits. The reason for this is because I believe in picking a look for yourself and sticking with it. That’s not for everyone, but that’s how I manage myself and my zany styles. I also go for a certain fewcolours, mostly black, pink, purple and green. I do sometimes buy other colours but only if the item is to die for. I do this because I am obsessed with matching colours! I almost exclusively wear pink and black, which means I am always matching and I can combine most of my clothes with most of my shoes. Sometimes I wish I would delve into other bright colours and mix it up some more, but for now this is how I do things.

My ultimate favourite thing to wear are tutu’s! I cannot get enough of them and have quite a collection. It started with some cute black ones I got at Supre and then progressed into complete madness as I found them more readily available in stores. I’ve always been a skirt girl and I really do think tutu’s and I are clothing soul mates. Coupled with leggings (plain for day-to-day wear, fancy patterns for going out) and you have half of my perfect outfit. I usually wear a plan singlet top with the tutu/legging combination, often in a bold colour like fluro pink, to really set it off.

I also love dresses, especially 50’s style ones with big skirts you can twirl around in and have lots or tulle under-layers. Given my body shape, this style of dress tends to suit me the most as it accentuates my little waist and big boobs, while hiding my large rump. They can be dressed up and down so they work during the day and when going out at night. Leggings a ballerina flats make these dresses casual while staying excessively cute and girlie. Changing into stocking and heels dresses them up and makes them smoking hot at night. Dresses are one of my main exceptions to the pink/black rule because you don’t have to worry about colour-coordinating as much and if a dress is cute then it doesn’t matter what colour is, chances are you have to get it anyway (I’m always so excited when I find the perfect dress in pink though).

I used to wear jeans all the time, but don’t wear them very much any more as I kind of grew out of it. Not that I mean that in a negative way against jeans, it’s just that I wore them so much from when I was a teenager til my early 20s, that I got over them. I do still love black skinny-leg jeans, even if they don’t look too good on me. My latest pair are from London and feature white embroidered skeleton hands on the back pockets. Cute! With jeans I tend to wear just about any top, though I find it’s ideal to wear extra-sexy tops with jeans to tone them down a bit. I often buy lingerie to wear as tops but you can over-do it if you match them with skirts so I find jeans creates the perfect balance. Oh and if you haven’t worn a cami or corset as a regular top before – you don’t know what you’re missing out on!

As for accessories…well I’ve only recently gotten back into wearing them. I used to only wear a necklace, my rings and watch and nothing else. These days I now wear lots of brooches – I adore cameos, blingy spangles and big, gaudy flowers the most. I have also started wearing things in my hair (I love brooches that double as hair clips) and large, obnoxious earrings. I don’t believe in the theory you can’t wear big earrings and a necklace (and others like it) and tend to go for the “more is more” philosophy. As long as there’s some continuity in all you wear, then wear as much as you want! Loud and proud!

Shoes are the bane of my existence as I am hopeless with high heels. I love them so dearly but have weak little feet that blister easily and I am exceptionally clumsy so the higher the heel, the more dangerous they become. I wear a lot of ballet flats by day as they’re cute while staying comfortable. When going out I wear kitten-heels or wedge-heels the most as I can walk in them better than other heels. Any other shoe I have needs to be worn in thoroughly before I venture out of the house in it. Luckily I live within 500m of the best clubs and bars in Brisbane though, as I often have to run home to change shoes during the night!

Do you have a particular style that defines you? Do you obsess over matching colours like me, or are you mad for colour?

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I love links 07/05/09

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

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I am always finding random stuff on the internet and I feel like it’s a crime not to share them with people (well apart from Twitter and Facebook, anyway). I am going to make this a weekly thing, probably every Thursday or so. Please note a lot of the stuff I do find on the internet isn’t motivational and inspiring…most if it is bizarre and hilarious and sometimes really plain stupid!

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The Power of Positive Thought

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Positive Thoughts

I consider myself a very positive person. I’m the kind of person who can take bad news, a shit day, a poor investment of time/money and say “Oh well, that was no good, now what’s next?” and move on. I cannot see the point in dwelling on things that cannot be fixed and certainly couldn’t have been prevented. In fact, I tend not to dwell on the silly things I do or see people do, which I could have easily prevented and say “oops” and sometimes even laugh about it. Why? Because negativity doesn’t help anyone ever. Negativity feeds negative thoughts and actions, so by being pessimistic and dwelling on whatever managed to ruin your day, you’re just adding fuel to the fire and will inevitably make things worse for yourself.

Of course one can’t expect to remain positive all the time, we’re all prone to negative thoughts and feelings when things become a bit much. After all, we’re only human. I’ve always regarded people who are constantly upbeat, positive and peppy with suspicion! But adding more positivity into your life, even when doing so is just about the last thing on your mind, can work wonders for you. In the short term, it improves your mood. Which in turn can help brighten someone elses day, and start a magnificent chain-reaction to all those around you. In the long term it’s good for your health. We all know the saying “laughter is the best medicine”, and it is so very true. There have been so many stories of people who have defeated terrible diseases like cancer just being staying positive and laughing as much as possible. Imagine what it could do to a perfectly healthy person!

I’m not proclaiming myself the Queen of Positive Thinking but I do know a bit about how to forget the rotten stuff and focus on the things that make you feel good and can lift you mood:

  • Think of how much worse things could be. Yes this is something our mum’s would say and we’d roll out eyes about, but it’s true. You car broke down? Better than having a nasty car accident, or not having a car at all, right? You didn’t get the job you were hoping for? maybe that means an even better job opportunity is around the corner!
  • When everything seems to be turning itself shit, think about the things in life that make you happy. Nothing to do with what’s upsetting you right now, just the little things that always seem to cheer you up when you’re down. A favourite of mine is to go on walks with my mum and appreciate nature. The sound of birds chirping and watching them build nests. Seeing a magnificent flower that’s just bloomed. These sorts of things always bring me back down to earth and help me remember how wonderful life is despite beyond you’re little square.
  • When life is bringing you down, do something you love to do, no matter how selfish. Go out with the girls/boys and get drunk and dancing, damn the fact you have to work tomorrow. Listen to your favourite songs, all  in a row, and sing them loud and proud. Re=read your favourite book/s and remind yourself of why the mean so much to you. Take a bath with 50 bath bombs and a bottle of champagne and get all wrinkled up as the water turns cold. Talk to someone who never ceases to make you laugh, inspire you and make you feel good (we all have a friend like this). Just do what makes you happy and forget about what’s bothering you, even for a minute.
  • Be healthy! If you’re always feeling down-and-out, tired and miserable it could be physical. particularly if it’s not normal for you. This may not sound like fun, but eating healthy, delicious food and getting exercise works wonders for everyone. Sometimes negative or unwell/unhappy feelings are your body’s way of saying “I need some love and attention!” which is exactly what you need to give it. Never underestimate the power of a big, healthy salad and a long bike ride or gym session.
  • Visit your mum or someone similar. I love my mum to death, and even if she sometimes drives me mad, being with her always takes me back to being a kid, whether it’s through reminiscing or just mucking around together and cheers me up immensely every time. If you live near your mum (or dad, or whoever made growing up awesome)  go visit them as much as possible, just involve them in your life. It will help you both immeasurably.
  • Surround yourself with other positive people. God knows I’ve been through this one too many times. having negative  people around you will make you negative too. Maybe their chronic liars or attention seekers (or as my boyfriend calls them, “energy vampires”), these negative people will suck all positive thoughts from you and turn you into one of them. Don’t let that happen under any circumstances! Either cut your losses and find more positive friends, or else take it upon yourself to help spread the love and positive vibes. This will either be a tremendous success, or a dismal failure. Either way, don’t ever give in and never take their negativity to heart.

The most important lesson is to laugh lots and enjoy life. No, life wasn’t meant to be easy, but it’s not really that hard either. Think of what you have and those you love and never give in to negativity!

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Current Mood: (peaceful) peaceful
Current Music: The boys watching Fast & Furious

Supanova 2009

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

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It’s no big secret but I am a bit of a geek. I wouldn’t consider myself a nerd, but I love a lot of geeky stuff very passionately. My biggest love is Harry Potter but I enjoy a wide range of fantasy and sci-fi books, comics and films. So it’s no surprise that I always look forward to Supanova convention that happens in Brisbane each year. It’s technically a “pop culture” convention which means it covers everything from anime and manga to comic books and figurines. They have guest stars from popular TV shows and films, as well as famous comic artists and writers and lots and lots of stalls to spend copious amount of money on.

We ended up buying a ridiculous amount of comics (mostly Marvel) and a lot of figurines. I ended up getting the Danger Girl series, two more books in the Sin City series, two Marvel Zombies comics, Neil Gaiman’s Stardust and a new one called The Last Man which looks really good. My sidekick got a bunch of Batman and Wolverine comics and a ridiculous amount of figurines. We also got an XBOX 360 afterwards, possibly because we shopped ourselves into some sort of frenzy.

Aside from spending all my money on nerdish merchandise, I love people watching. Nerds are most interesting people to watch, particularly since they get dressed up as some o the most exotic characters. Admittedly I don’t know balls about anything anime/manga related so a lot of the costumes were lost on me, but I could still appreciate how good they were anyway. I loved seeing the super!geeks in their proper superhero costumes too. Not these crappy movie versions, but the real deal from the original comics. I also loved some of the half-arsed costumes we saw around the place. Like the two girls wearing children’s Pokemon costumes, or the guy wearing a towel as a cape. I’m hoping we’ll get the guts to dress up next year and share in some of the fun.

The only unfortunate thing about a lot of the people at Supanova is how rude they often are. You’ll be browsing and one will just come over and barge you out of the way without saying a word. I tried not to take too much offense seeing as how little people-skills a lot of the poor things probably had :D The other unfortunate thing was seeing so many Twilight fans. OK so I’ve read the books and seen the movie and do have a bit of a crush on Jacob. But holy crap it was pretty appalling to see all the Edward fangirls showing off their “Team Edward” shirts. I’d always been ashamed of admitting I’ve enjoyed read the books, now I find out people are proud fans?! A total eye-opener!

With out newly aquired booty
With our newly aquired booty

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Current Mood: (horny) horny
Current Music: The Time Warp from the Wickham Hotel